RAT ATTACK! On The NEW YORK SUBWAY.

According to the News a woman was sitting on a NYC subway car when a NYC Rat crawled into her pants. The rat started biting her and she took off her pants on the subway. Didn't anyone on the train see this and alert the woman and how would she not feel a giant rat climb into her pants.

Bloomberg who has been concerned with soda and large beverages has a more important topic to focus on. When rats climb into Bloomberg's pants maybe he will focus on more important topics.

Should this topic be in NEWSICAL Off Broadway, I think so. 

The Mayor should spend less time worrying about soda and more time worrying about the fat rats that are attacking us on the subway. If that ever happened to me I would never take a subway again. I prefer buses but now I am afraid to go down under.

Corine Cohen